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But The Truth Remains… You’re Gone

For many of us, Friday was a day of loss.

I found myself, throughout the day, reflecting on the past.

There were times of dreaming and fantasizing about what my future was going to hold.

I knew that it would happen.

I had willed it to!

Then SHE came along

and changed everything.

If you have been living under a rock, you may not know that Justin Timberlake wed Jessica Biel on Friday in a beautiful Italian wedding.  Biel gushed about how her wedding was “a fantasy” and Justin stated that it “was magical”.

I can actually hear my 15 year old heart breaking.

That was supposed to be MY day, Biel!

I mean, when you broke it off with Britney, I thought “this is it!”, but I was wrong.

Oh, was I wrong.

The Ceremony details have been kept pretty secret and I am dying to hear about what she wore, but I promise as soon as I find out, I will let you know.

I will close this post by dedicating this song to you, Justin.

I will always have a special place for you in my heart.

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Seriously? A Feeding Tube?

Have you seen this?

No, really.

Have you?

This is the epitome of laziness.

Hey, I will be the first say that I’m not Miss Fitness America and I could stand to lose a few pounds, but even I know that if I’m going to try to get rid of extra weight, I’m going to eat right and exercise.

I have seen some Brides do some crazy crash diets and I might have even participated in a few, but this is unreal.

I guess the new wedding trend is having a doctor put a feeding tube down your nose and then you carry a bag with you at all times that has your 800 calories of nutrition.  If you do this, you can lose 20 pounds in 8 days.



Brides, stop being crazy!

You can read more about this weight loss phenomenon in this article from The New York Times.  Just click here.

Ok, I really hope you see how unhealthy this is and that you know that you will gain all of that weight back when you eat your cake on your wedding day.  Please don’t do this, please.

What are your thoughts?  I would love to hear them.  Unless you’re mean and just want to start a fight.  If that’s the case, don’t even bother.

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